EXPERT ADVICE!

Mrs Porter took an old picture to an antique shop and spoke to an expert. The expert was a young man 1 long hair.

MRS PORTER: What do you think of my picture?
EXPERT: It 2 old, but it isn't. You can have $40 for it.
MRS PORTER: That's not 3.
EXPERT: I can't pay 4.
(Six months later there was a photo in the newspaper.)
MR PORTER: What's the 5, darling? You 6 ill!
MRS PORTER: I 7 ill! Look at this! $0,000 for a picture! That was our picture!